- January 2023
- December 2022
- November 2022
- October 2022
- September 2022
- August 2022
- July 2022
- June 2022
- May 2022
- April 2022
- March 2022
- February 2022
- January 2022
- December 2021
- November 2021
- October 2021
- September 2021
- August 2021
- July 2021
- June 2021
- May 2021
- April 2021
- March 2021
- February 2021
- January 2021
- December 2020
- November 2020
- October 2020
- September 2020
- August 2020
- July 2020
- June 2020
- May 2020
- April 2020
- March 2020
- February 2020
- January 2020
- December 2019
- November 2019
- October 2019
- September 2019
- August 2019
- July 2019
- June 2019
- May 2019
- April 2019
- March 2019
- February 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- November 2018
- October 2018
- September 2018
- August 2018
- July 2018
- June 2018
- May 2018
- April 2018
- March 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- November 2017
- October 2017
- September 2017
- August 2017
- July 2017
- June 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- February 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- October 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- April 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
Jun19
吾輩は犬である(24)
吾輩は犬よ。名前はアプリ。6歳の女の子。仕事を終えて家に帰り、原稿を書いたかと思えば、すぐにジムに出かけるご主人さまをお迎えしてるとこ。
ご褒美にジャーキーでもくれないかなあと思って。
そんなご主人さまに、ネットのポータルサイト、gooの連載のお仕事が。
お散歩行けなくなっちゃうじゃん。
選挙でしょ、本でしょ、講演でしょ、雑誌や新聞の取材に連載まで?
最近はスポーツジム通いで遊んでくんないし、第一、奥さまとお嬢さまの次に大事にしてるのがメル2号とAKBじゃあ、アタシ的にはたまんないわよ。
どれどれ? 今、ご主人さまが熱心に読んでる本、見てやろうかしら。
『小泉進次郎の闘う言葉』(常井健一著 文春新書)?
「政治は高校野球。負ければ明日はないんです」だって、面白いじゃない。
帯のキャッチが、ご主人さま好みね。
何? 「小泉進次郎に夢中にさせるプロセスはAKBとそっくり」と書いてある。ご主人さまが読むはずだわ。まあ、アタシにゃ関係ないから、うんこして寝よっと。ブーっ。